A SCOTSMAN walks into the bedroom with 
a sheep on a leash and says... 





"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when 
you have a headache." 

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, 
looks up and says, "If you weren't such an 
idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, Not a cow." 

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a 
presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was 
talking to the sheep." 



HÖHÖ!!